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Because he needed the money.
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said, “What’s in the bowl, bitch?”
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came another spider,
And crawled up inside her,
So she crushed it to death with her spoon.
Went to the cupboard,
To get her poor dog a bone.
But when old Mother bent over,
Rover he drove her, ’cause.
He had a bone of his own.
Went to the cupboard,
To get her poor daughter a dress.
When she got there the cupboard was bare,
And so was her daughter, I guess.
Who lived in a shoe,
She had so many kids that her.
Cunt could stretch over a trash can.
She said, “With my pension, that’s all I can do.
It may be substandard, but just down the block,
I know an old lady who lives in a sock.”
To fetch a pail of water,
Jill came down with half a crown,
But not for fetching water.
Jill got down and helped.
Jack off the elephant.
For just an itty bitty.
Jill’s now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.
Each with a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents;
Do you think they went for water?
To fetch a pail of water.
Silly Jill forgot the pill,
And now they have a daughter.
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down on top of Jill,
And now they have another daughter.
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill! Forgot that pill!
So now they have a son.
With a keg of brandy.
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed,
Now it’s Jack, Jill and Andy.
To smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high, pulled down his fly,
And Jill said, “Where’s the beef!”
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass.
And now two of his front teeth are missing.
Both carrying a bucket.
When Jill bent down, her ass was round,
And Jack decided to fuck it.
For a bit of hanky panky.
Jill came back with a very sore crack,
Jack must have been a Yankee.
Each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two-fifty,
The fuckin’ whore!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the king’s horses, and all the king’s men,
Had one fucking big omelette.
Jack jumped over the candlestick,
Jackie boy he singed his prick.
But Jill preferred the candlestick!
Put radium in grandma’s tea.
Now he thinks it quite a lark,
To see her shining in the dark.
Nailed his mommy’s baby to the door.
Mother said with humor quaint,
Willie dear, don’t spoil the paint.
Brand new skates.
The buttercup . . . the butterfly.
The morning dew may kiss the grass,
And you, my friend, may kiss my ass.
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play.
Where seldom is heard,
A discouraging word,
After all, just what can antelope say?
And stuff too you.
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme,
But this one doesn’t.
Violets are blue.
I’m a schizophrenic,
Violets are blue.
Violets are blue.
That’s what they tell me,
Because I’m blind.
Violets are for plucking.
Girls out of high school,
Are ready for college.
First cums betty then cums jack.
Then cums the goo out of bettys crack.
Jerked off in his girlfriends eye.
When her eye was dry and shut.
Georgie fucked that one eyed slut.
And a merry old soul was he.
He chewed off his tit , ate his own shit.
And washed it down with some tea.
Some chick was sucking my cock.
The clock struck two , i dropped my goo.
I dumped the bitch on the next block.
Both with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two-fifty.
That fucking whore.
Trim that pussy its so damn hairy.
So jack ignored those flabby tits and licked her asshole clean.
Your mother’s a whore.
I ain’t your pop.
Had a wife , loved to beat her.
Smacked her twice across the head.
Fucked her ass and went to bed.
Suck my dick and swallow slow.
She had so many kids her uterus fell out.
If your chick’s on her period fuck her in the can.
She kept in her back yard.
When she took her panties off.
His little dick got hard.
The cow jumped over the moon.
Thats more than my wife does.
The fat , fuckin smelly baboon.
Ray, the guy that fucked her ass.
I fucked your mothers ass.
And she had you.
I was born a man instead of a broad.
When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV.
I don’t shave my legs, I stand up to pee.
I go to a barber, not a beauty salon.
Don’t pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on.
Don’t wax my pubes so I can wear shorts.
I use my turn signal, I understand sports.
Man, I’m glad I’m a man, man.
Tell you the reason I am.
I don’t go through a faze every 28 days.
Man, I’m glad I’m a man.
I pay cash at the grocery, no checks or coupons.
Don’t take a lot of friends when I go the the john.
I don’t throw a fit when I break a nail.
I don’t buy a lot of shoes just because they’re on sale.
I don’t apply makeup in my rear-view mirror.
I don’t think of Bambi when I’m out hunting deer.
I drink beer from a bottle, not from a glass.
I don’t ask my friends about the size of my ass.
Man, I’m glad I’m a man, man.
Tell you the reason I am.
I don’t face the pain of water-weight gain.
Man, I’m glad I’m a man.
Let me tell you ladies.
Listen to me ladies.
I love those things inside of your blouse.

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